February 2010
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.
Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin…
January 2010
The always appropriate answer to any question: “Is there more jam?”
Life at The Edge Cafe is good.
Spinning up my FTL drive.
But all the promises we made
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You say you want diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want your story to remain untold
alone she sleeps in the shirt of man
with my three wishes clutched in her hand
the first that she be spared the pain
Frak you.
“There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief,
“There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth.”
Oh ain’t she sweet,
Well see her walking down that street.
Yes I ask you very confidentially:
Ain’t she sweet?
In spite of all the danger,
In spite of all that may be
I’ll do anything for you,
Anything you want me to,
If you’ll be true to me….
And there is nothing wrong with me loving you…giving yourself to me couldn’t be wrong if the love it true.
new stuff from @shanebee: Help Save The Bloedel Conservatory: http://ping.fm/Uf8cq
Friday is Yoda quoting day. Add your quotes, people. I know you have them.
That is why you fail.
Yoda! You seek Yoda!
Away with your weapon. I mean you no harm.
new stuff from @shanebee: What To Do About Norman Fell: http://ping.fm/Ghlbl
And, of course: http://ping.fm/y7IUh
Well, it had to happen some time: http://ping.fm/CeFX4
When you recognize that you can’t compete with Disney, you know you’re not as cool as you think you are.
And look up. Look waaaaaaay up. And I’ll call Rusty.
new stuff from @shanebee: And, So, It Has Come To This: Conan O’Brien Is Gone From The Tonight Show: http://ping.fm/58EyB
new stuff from @shanebee: Before The End of January: http://ping.fm/J94qj
When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!
Is this the bus to Cartagena?
It is sad. Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, was put to sleep on July 21, 2009 after suffering a massive stroke. No origin story today.
The origin story of Taco Bell is not as exciting as Superman’s or Batman’s.
Shane, Shane, Shaaaaaaaaaaane… Shane is cooooool.
You can take this idea of yours and send it to Planet 3439 in M-33 Galaxy.
Uh, Jayne? You got any light you’d like to shed on this development?
Keith says, “Look Sonny, there’s Haines.”
Wow, Ugly Kid Joe - where did you ever go?
I like working. I really do… yah, that whole laying around at Christmas time for hours on end wasn’t fun AT ALL.
When you look at me and say: “I found them.” Please, address me as “Echo Base”.
Okay, I really mean it this time: no beer.
I love you, jQuery. How did I ever get along without you?
The world has officially ended. Sarah Palin is now on Fox News as a speaking robot.
I like coding to 80s music. It makes me faster… like the time I put speed holes in my car.
Welcome to Riddle Friday. I shall speak entirely in riddles for the duration of the day.
Hey, Harper, are you really that evil, or what?
Many Bothan’s died to bring us this information…
Fluorescent lighting sets the scene…
Everyone’s a hero in their own way…
Dah dah dah dah dah dah-dah dah dah dah dah dah…